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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/Showerthoughts

It is interesting that we say "have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

/r/Showerthoughts

It is interesting that we say "I have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late. Alas"

/r/Showerthoughts

People think music is good simply to fit in yet no one does this with books

/r/Showerthoughts

We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety is when we're asleep.

/r/Showerthoughts

We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but when we're sleeping is pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety.

/r/Wellthatsucks

My Cop Buddy Got More than he bargained for

/r/holdmybeer

HMB while I try to jump over my homie in a street fight

/r/unpopularopinion

Day-old coffee is actually better.

/r/Showerthoughts

Alfred Hitchcock's films were meant to be suspenseful but now they are viewed as quaint and charming.

/r/Showerthoughts

There seems to be a huge correlation between how early someone drops out of school and how smart they are

/r/Showerthoughts

It is interesting that we say "have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

/r/Showerthoughts

It is interesting that we say "I have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late. Alas"

/r/Showerthoughts

People think music is good simply to fit in yet no one does this with books

/r/Showerthoughts

We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety is when we're asleep.

/r/Showerthoughts

We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but when we're sleeping is pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety.

/r/Wellthatsucks

My Cop Buddy Got More than he bargained for

/r/holdmybeer

HMB while I try to jump over my homie in a street fight

/r/unpopularopinion

Day-old coffee is actually better.

/r/Showerthoughts

Alfred Hitchcock's films were meant to be suspenseful but now they are viewed as quaint and charming.

/r/Showerthoughts

There seems to be a huge correlation between how early someone drops out of school and how smart they are

/r/Showerthoughts

It is interesting that we say "have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late."

/r/Showerthoughts

It is interesting that we say "I have a song stuck in my head" instead of "Methinks my mind has been infiltrated by a musical segment of late. Alas"

/r/Showerthoughts

People think music is good simply to fit in yet no one does this with books

/r/Showerthoughts

We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety is when we're asleep.

/r/Showerthoughts

We all wish we didn't need to sleep, but when we're sleeping is pretty much the only time we aren't crippled with anxiety.

/r/Wellthatsucks

My Cop Buddy Got More than he bargained for

/r/holdmybeer

HMB while I try to jump over my homie in a street fight

/r/unpopularopinion

Day-old coffee is actually better.

/r/Showerthoughts

Alfred Hitchcock's films were meant to be suspenseful but now they are viewed as quaint and charming.

/r/Showerthoughts

There seems to be a huge correlation between how early someone drops out of school and how smart they are