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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer

It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.

AMA

Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.

Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs

Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.

Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?

I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.

TIFU by eating my dad's underwear

[THEORY] Rick and Morty are metaphors for Zeus and Poseidon

Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer

It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.

AMA

Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.

Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs

Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.

Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?

I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.

TIFU by eating my dad's underwear

[THEORY] Rick and Morty are metaphors for Zeus and Poseidon

Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer

It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.

AMA

Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.

Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs

Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.

Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?

I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.

TIFU by eating my dad's underwear

[THEORY] Rick and Morty are metaphors for Zeus and Poseidon

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer

It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.

AMA

Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.

Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs

Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.

Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?

I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.

TIFU by eating my dad's underwear

[THEORY] Rick and Morty are metaphors for Zeus and Poseidon

Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer

It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.

AMA

Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.

Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs

Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.

Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?

I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.

TIFU by eating my dad's underwear

[THEORY] Rick and Morty are metaphors for Zeus and Poseidon

Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer

It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.

AMA

Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.

Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs

Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.

Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?

I am Leo Shultz, an 80 IQ individual currently attending Princeton. Ama.

TIFU by eating my dad's underwear

[THEORY] Rick and Morty are metaphors for Zeus and Poseidon