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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Disgusting, ignorant conservatives of Reddit, why do you always resort to identity politics?

A god is bored and decides to toy with you by offering you a choice: Either everyone you love gets debilitating dementia if they ever see or hear from you again or you have to punch one baby in the head at full force every week for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

A mafia boss captures your entire family and tells you you must ruin a thousand children's birthday parties in one week or your family dies. What's your next move?

You are given $1,000,000 dollars each time you kill off the last of an endangered species. Do you do it, and if so, what's your strategy?

Redditors who were of age during the Roaring Twenties, how does these days compare to then?

Redditors with really dumb friends, what did they do that made you go "Hold on-- this whole operation was your idea"?

Activists of Reddit, what movement was so crazy it made you go "Oh no, I'm not brave enough of politics"?

[New Song] Live version of "Can't Cool Me Down" from Mass MoCa show!

Where did the expression "dog" come from? As in "What's up, dog?" or "You pathetic dog"?

Former Assholes of Reddit, what moment made you realize you were being "that guy/girl"?

Disgusting, ignorant conservatives of Reddit, why do you always resort to identity politics?

A god is bored and decides to toy with you by offering you a choice: Either everyone you love gets debilitating dementia if they ever see or hear from you again or you have to punch one baby in the head at full force every week for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

A mafia boss captures your entire family and tells you you must ruin a thousand children's birthday parties in one week or your family dies. What's your next move?

You are given $1,000,000 dollars each time you kill off the last of an endangered species. Do you do it, and if so, what's your strategy?

Redditors who were of age during the Roaring Twenties, how does these days compare to then?

Redditors with really dumb friends, what did they do that made you go "Hold on-- this whole operation was your idea"?

Activists of Reddit, what movement was so crazy it made you go "Oh no, I'm not brave enough of politics"?

[New Song] Live version of "Can't Cool Me Down" from Mass MoCa show!

Where did the expression "dog" come from? As in "What's up, dog?" or "You pathetic dog"?

Former Assholes of Reddit, what moment made you realize you were being "that guy/girl"?

Disgusting, ignorant conservatives of Reddit, why do you always resort to identity politics?

A god is bored and decides to toy with you by offering you a choice: Either everyone you love gets debilitating dementia if they ever see or hear from you again or you have to punch one baby in the head at full force every week for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

A mafia boss captures your entire family and tells you you must ruin a thousand children's birthday parties in one week or your family dies. What's your next move?

You are given $1,000,000 dollars each time you kill off the last of an endangered species. Do you do it, and if so, what's your strategy?

Redditors who were of age during the Roaring Twenties, how does these days compare to then?

Redditors with really dumb friends, what did they do that made you go "Hold on-- this whole operation was your idea"?

Activists of Reddit, what movement was so crazy it made you go "Oh no, I'm not brave enough of politics"?

[New Song] Live version of "Can't Cool Me Down" from Mass MoCa show!

Where did the expression "dog" come from? As in "What's up, dog?" or "You pathetic dog"?

Former Assholes of Reddit, what moment made you realize you were being "that guy/girl"?