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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Didn't Recognize my Ex-Wife's sister and asked her out on a date

People of Reddit who usually have terrible facial recognition, what was your "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" moment?

What did the antivaxx single mother say when she met Trump on the Souther Border?

Girls of Reddit, what does it mean when a girl says you're her "BFF"?

Girls of Reddit, if a girl I like says I'm her BFF, I gather that means boyfriend of the future, right?

Some say jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but what are your thoughts on molten steel melting jet planes?

Former babies of Reddit, what were your first words/what's the best first word story you've heard?

If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, why do you think Washington's killer was found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?

If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, could Washington's killer have been found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?

Conservatives of Reddit, when was the moment you realized that taxation is theft?

Didn't Recognize my Ex-Wife's sister and asked her out on a date

People of Reddit who usually have terrible facial recognition, what was your "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" moment?

What did the antivaxx single mother say when she met Trump on the Souther Border?

Girls of Reddit, what does it mean when a girl says you're her "BFF"?

Girls of Reddit, if a girl I like says I'm her BFF, I gather that means boyfriend of the future, right?

Some say jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but what are your thoughts on molten steel melting jet planes?

Former babies of Reddit, what were your first words/what's the best first word story you've heard?

If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, why do you think Washington's killer was found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?

If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, could Washington's killer have been found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?

Conservatives of Reddit, when was the moment you realized that taxation is theft?

Didn't Recognize my Ex-Wife's sister and asked her out on a date

People of Reddit who usually have terrible facial recognition, what was your "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" moment?

What did the antivaxx single mother say when she met Trump on the Souther Border?

Girls of Reddit, what does it mean when a girl says you're her "BFF"?

Girls of Reddit, if a girl I like says I'm her BFF, I gather that means boyfriend of the future, right?

Some say jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but what are your thoughts on molten steel melting jet planes?

Former babies of Reddit, what were your first words/what's the best first word story you've heard?

If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, why do you think Washington's killer was found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?

If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, could Washington's killer have been found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?

Conservatives of Reddit, when was the moment you realized that taxation is theft?