LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AITAH
AITAH for haggling someone down only after I got their heavy furniture into my car?
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
/r/Austin
Is this maneuver not allowed at a red light in Austin?
/r/ParanormalEncounters
Keep hearing someone playing a piano in my house. Don’t have a piano or any nearby neighbors.
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/TIFU] TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck
/r/tifu
TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck
/r/RandomThoughts
What is the most time you’ve shaved off the GPS ETA by taking a route the machine didn’t think of?
/r/RandomThoughts
They probably invented sushi to make a work-friendly microwaveless fish lunch.
/r/ACT
I JUST CANT CRACK THIS STUPID TEST WTF
/r/RandomThoughts
We are in for a golden age of action movies when scientists figure out how to safely contain nuclear explosions.
/r/AITAH
AITAH for haggling someone down only after I got their heavy furniture into my car?
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
/r/Austin
Is this maneuver not allowed at a red light in Austin?
/r/ParanormalEncounters
Keep hearing someone playing a piano in my house. Don’t have a piano or any nearby neighbors.
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/TIFU] TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck
/r/tifu
TIFU by instinctively shooting a truck
/r/RandomThoughts
What is the most time you’ve shaved off the GPS ETA by taking a route the machine didn’t think of?
/r/RandomThoughts
They probably invented sushi to make a work-friendly microwaveless fish lunch.
/r/ACT
I JUST CANT CRACK THIS STUPID TEST WTF
/r/RandomThoughts