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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

NOPE NOPE NOPE TIME TO MOVE. I am NOT paying for powering the community elevator.

TIFU by thinking I was getting pulled over by an ambulance and blocking it from getting to an emergency

SOLVED: The construction workers showing me shapes were helping my boyfriend propose to me… and I ruined it

Neighbor critiquing the way I’ve cooked clam chowder for 10 years…

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

Construction worker putting arms in pentagon at me then showing me “5”

Does anybody else only round down numbers no matter what?

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

What did you expect????

Regretting pressuring her into an open relationship… didn’t think it would be like this

NOPE NOPE NOPE TIME TO MOVE. I am NOT paying for powering the community elevator.

TIFU by thinking I was getting pulled over by an ambulance and blocking it from getting to an emergency

SOLVED: The construction workers showing me shapes were helping my boyfriend propose to me… and I ruined it

Neighbor critiquing the way I’ve cooked clam chowder for 10 years…

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

Construction worker putting arms in pentagon at me then showing me “5”

Does anybody else only round down numbers no matter what?

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

What did you expect????

Regretting pressuring her into an open relationship… didn’t think it would be like this

NOPE NOPE NOPE TIME TO MOVE. I am NOT paying for powering the community elevator.

TIFU by thinking I was getting pulled over by an ambulance and blocking it from getting to an emergency

SOLVED: The construction workers showing me shapes were helping my boyfriend propose to me… and I ruined it

Neighbor critiquing the way I’ve cooked clam chowder for 10 years…

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

Construction worker putting arms in pentagon at me then showing me “5”

Does anybody else only round down numbers no matter what?

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

What did you expect????

Regretting pressuring her into an open relationship… didn’t think it would be like this

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

NOPE NOPE NOPE TIME TO MOVE. I am NOT paying for powering the community elevator.

TIFU by thinking I was getting pulled over by an ambulance and blocking it from getting to an emergency

SOLVED: The construction workers showing me shapes were helping my boyfriend propose to me… and I ruined it

Neighbor critiquing the way I’ve cooked clam chowder for 10 years…

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

Construction worker putting arms in pentagon at me then showing me “5”

Does anybody else only round down numbers no matter what?

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

What did you expect????

Regretting pressuring her into an open relationship… didn’t think it would be like this

NOPE NOPE NOPE TIME TO MOVE. I am NOT paying for powering the community elevator.

TIFU by thinking I was getting pulled over by an ambulance and blocking it from getting to an emergency

SOLVED: The construction workers showing me shapes were helping my boyfriend propose to me… and I ruined it

Neighbor critiquing the way I’ve cooked clam chowder for 10 years…

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

Construction worker putting arms in pentagon at me then showing me “5”

Does anybody else only round down numbers no matter what?

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

What did you expect????

Regretting pressuring her into an open relationship… didn’t think it would be like this

NOPE NOPE NOPE TIME TO MOVE. I am NOT paying for powering the community elevator.

TIFU by thinking I was getting pulled over by an ambulance and blocking it from getting to an emergency

SOLVED: The construction workers showing me shapes were helping my boyfriend propose to me… and I ruined it

Neighbor critiquing the way I’ve cooked clam chowder for 10 years…

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

Construction worker putting arms in pentagon at me then showing me “5”

Does anybody else only round down numbers no matter what?

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

What did you expect????

Regretting pressuring her into an open relationship… didn’t think it would be like this