LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AdviceForTeens
I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do
/r/Music
Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell
/r/AmIOverreacting
My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye
/r/solareclipse
Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.
/r/whatisthisthing
What is this hole that i saw a firefighter plug headphones into during a fire?
/r/adultery
my gf has no idea and i love it
/r/The10thDentist
Nuclear warfare is just another branch of the instant gratification trend
/r/NicotinePouch
Anyone else a swallower like me lmao? is it bad for you?
/r/Costco
Shoutout to the intense Costco Receipt Checker who stopped a guy from robbing me!
/r/amiwrong
Am I wrong for getting my engagement ring appraised and comparing the value to my fiancé’s W2 to see if he used three month’s salary?
/r/AdviceForTeens
I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do
/r/Music
Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell
/r/AmIOverreacting
My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye
/r/solareclipse
Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.
/r/whatisthisthing
What is this hole that i saw a firefighter plug headphones into during a fire?
/r/adultery
my gf has no idea and i love it
/r/The10thDentist
Nuclear warfare is just another branch of the instant gratification trend
/r/NicotinePouch
Anyone else a swallower like me lmao? is it bad for you?
/r/Costco
Shoutout to the intense Costco Receipt Checker who stopped a guy from robbing me!
/r/amiwrong