LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do the fireworks that accidentally end up in space pose any danger to the space environment or astronauts?
/r/hsp
I’ve been closing my eyes while driving when I get overstimulated
/r/legal
Can the Alzheimer’s elders consent to this gameshow my managers put on at the retirement center?
/r/ask
Elevators can be used during fires, they just want us firefighters to have exclusive access during emergencies. What’s a misconception about your job?
/r/casualiama
I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.
/r/FrugalShopping
Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?
/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.
/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
/r/ThriftStoreHauls
Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking I was hitting it off with a girl, but really she thought I was her interviewer
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do the fireworks that accidentally end up in space pose any danger to the space environment or astronauts?
/r/hsp
I’ve been closing my eyes while driving when I get overstimulated
/r/legal
Can the Alzheimer’s elders consent to this gameshow my managers put on at the retirement center?
/r/ask
Elevators can be used during fires, they just want us firefighters to have exclusive access during emergencies. What’s a misconception about your job?
/r/casualiama
I am a super intelligent spider (seriously!). Ask me anything.
/r/FrugalShopping
Where can I get a cheap baby seat for a car?
/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your daughter seems to be socially flourishing in her Girl Scout troop until she comes back from the annual retreat with an extra arm and a suitcase of $500,000 dollars.
/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
/r/ThriftStoreHauls
Buttons I’ve thrifted (st*le) from goodwills thus far in 2023
/r/tifu