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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅

Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses

Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot

Did I get a good kite for my son

Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise

Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]

[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it

Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.

Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”

My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal

First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅

Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses

Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot

Did I get a good kite for my son

Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise

Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]

[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it

Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.

Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”

My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal

First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅

Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses

Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot

Did I get a good kite for my son

Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise

Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]

[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it

Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.

Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”

My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅

Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses

Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot

Did I get a good kite for my son

Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise

Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]

[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it

Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.

Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”

My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal

First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅

Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses

Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot

Did I get a good kite for my son

Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise

Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]

[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it

Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.

Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”

My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal

First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅

Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses

Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot

Did I get a good kite for my son

Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise

Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]

[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it

Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.

Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”

My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal