LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.
/r/Showerthoughts
It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you
/r/Weird
This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys
/r/mildlyinfuriating
Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute
/r/ProRevenge
Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops
/r/TrueOffMyChest
My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress
/r/Showerthoughts
A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.
/r/Showerthoughts
Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.
/r/mildlyinfuriating
This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/NoStupidQuestions] Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?
/r/Showerthoughts
When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.
/r/Showerthoughts
It’s extremely unlikely that you have any friends that respect you
/r/Weird
This guy showed up in my backyard. I live on a small island with a population of 0 monkeys
/r/mildlyinfuriating
Third time the cops were called on me and my girlfriend at a hotel because she is so beautiful and “sexy” that patrons assume she is a prostitute
/r/ProRevenge
Neighbor tricked me into celebrating NYE a day early so I’m sneaking alcohol to minors at his party then calling the cops
/r/TrueOffMyChest
My child thought he heard Santa when it was actually my mistress
/r/Showerthoughts
A career in lifeguarding seems a dangerous choice as most don’t seem to live past their teens.
/r/Showerthoughts
Lifeguarding is probably very dangerous career given that an old lifeguard is a rare sight.
/r/mildlyinfuriating
This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus