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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.

[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.

Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog

Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?

Is it too late to get into the NBA?

My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band

Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.

[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.

Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog

Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?

Is it too late to get into the NBA?

My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band

Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.

[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.

Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog

Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?

Is it too late to get into the NBA?

My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.

[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.

Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog

Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?

Is it too late to get into the NBA?

My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band

Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.

[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.

Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog

Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?

Is it too late to get into the NBA?

My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band

Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.

[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack

[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up

The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.

Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog

Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?

Is it too late to get into the NBA?

My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band