LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Scams
[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years
/r/theoffice
So is he blind or not?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?
/r/Resume
Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut
/r/Hungergames
New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?
/r/Parenting
What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?
/r/ExplainTheJoke
Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe
/r/restaurant
More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet
/r/mildlyinteresting
More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet
/r/Scams
[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years
/r/theoffice
So is he blind or not?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?
/r/Resume
Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut
/r/Hungergames
New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?
/r/Parenting
What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?
/r/ExplainTheJoke
Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe
/r/restaurant
More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet
/r/mildlyinteresting
More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet
/r/Scams
[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years
/r/theoffice
So is he blind or not?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?
/r/Resume
Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut
/r/Hungergames
New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?
/r/Parenting
What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?
/r/ExplainTheJoke
Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe
/r/restaurant
More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet
/r/mildlyinteresting