LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/casualiama
I am Repsah Yukkens, ice cream store owner who just revolutionized the local business scene using AI. Ask me anything!
/r/SubstituteTeachers
I quit after a students said I was “fent bent” and recorded me instead of getting help
/r/getdisciplined
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/r/Charleston
Tourists are a cancer on our city
/r/coincollecting
The coin paradox
/r/TrueOffMyChest
Fish races at work are driving me mad
/r/plants
Did I do this??? I started putting my cigs out on this tree and leaves didn’t look like this before
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Is it crossing a boundary to ask for a day off because we will be trying for a baby all day?
/r/LateStageCapitalism
US Private Healthcare is a sham and meant to confuse us into submission
/r/Hunting
Is it feasible to use a “deer frozen in headlights” to our advantage?
/r/casualiama
I am Repsah Yukkens, ice cream store owner who just revolutionized the local business scene using AI. Ask me anything!
/r/SubstituteTeachers
I quit after a students said I was “fent bent” and recorded me instead of getting help
/r/getdisciplined
Want to stop scrolling? Scroll more.
/r/Charleston
Tourists are a cancer on our city
/r/coincollecting
The coin paradox
/r/TrueOffMyChest
Fish races at work are driving me mad
/r/plants
Did I do this??? I started putting my cigs out on this tree and leaves didn’t look like this before
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Is it crossing a boundary to ask for a day off because we will be trying for a baby all day?
/r/LateStageCapitalism
US Private Healthcare is a sham and meant to confuse us into submission
/r/Hunting