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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years

So is he blind or not?

How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?

Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut

New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?

What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?

Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years

So is he blind or not?

How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?

Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut

New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?

What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?

Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years

So is he blind or not?

How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?

Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut

New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?

What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?

Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years

So is he blind or not?

How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?

Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut

New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?

What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?

Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years

So is he blind or not?

How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?

Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut

New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?

What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?

Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

[US] I’ve had a Spotify family plan squatter for 3 years

So is he blind or not?

How do I give myself a deeper “fate line”?

Based on my experience, what can I do besides being an astronaut

New to Hunger Games, couldn’t the tributes have just said “no”?

What is an appropriate punishment for a kid who’s stupidity almost killed a whole family?

Huh???? What does Mah Jong have to do with anything?

AIO: Waitress added a “harassment surcharge” to our ticket because we asked her to sing a stylized happy birthday to my friend because she was the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet

More restaurants need to do this. The wife and I were able to dump out our excess h20 into the plant instead of leaving it to be dumped in the restaurant toilet