LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/socialanxiety
I almost got into an accident because of my anxiety
/r/AITAH
AITAH for not being as attracted to my gf after seeing her baby photos?
/r/plants
My ex gf left this funky plant at my place, instead of throwing it out I nursed it back to health and now it looks like this:
/r/pics
Formerly known as Bully Pulpit until last Saturday, little Zelenskyy turns 1 today
/r/pettyrevenge
I crush the hard taco shells and tostadas in the store that fired me for an immutable characteristic
/r/OldSchoolCool
My dog, Willie Pie (left), celebrates his birthday today— he would be the oldest alive if not for Guiness rejecting him because his heart transplants “reset” his age (1943)
/r/AncientCoins
Anyone ever accidentally put an ancient coin into a vending machine or an equivalent blunder?
/r/techsupport
Can’t win in Fortnite
/r/GenZ
What does it mean to be a “glitch ass motherfucker”?
/r/BecomingTheIceman
How to deactivate your amygdala?
/r/socialanxiety
I almost got into an accident because of my anxiety
/r/AITAH
AITAH for not being as attracted to my gf after seeing her baby photos?
/r/plants
My ex gf left this funky plant at my place, instead of throwing it out I nursed it back to health and now it looks like this:
/r/pics
Formerly known as Bully Pulpit until last Saturday, little Zelenskyy turns 1 today
/r/pettyrevenge
I crush the hard taco shells and tostadas in the store that fired me for an immutable characteristic
/r/OldSchoolCool
My dog, Willie Pie (left), celebrates his birthday today— he would be the oldest alive if not for Guiness rejecting him because his heart transplants “reset” his age (1943)
/r/AncientCoins
Anyone ever accidentally put an ancient coin into a vending machine or an equivalent blunder?
/r/techsupport
Can’t win in Fortnite
/r/GenZ
What does it mean to be a “glitch ass motherfucker”?
/r/BecomingTheIceman