LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/MovieDetails
In Titanic (1999), when Rose gets her fortune read, she is told “the lord of the largest land territory dies, ironically, in the water.” Jack later declares himself “King of the World” and we all know his fate.
/r/hamiltonmusical
Is hamilton safe for kids?
/r/college
Are any other Christians finding it extra hard to convert fellow students this year?
/r/malefashionadvice
Anyone who know this model is? I think he was in one of my classes in College and I'd love to catch up.
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?
/r/confessions
I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it
/r/SelfAwarewolves
My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag
/r/wallstreetbets
If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP
/r/MovieDetails
In Titanic (1999), when Rose gets her fortune read, she is told “the lord of the largest land territory dies, ironically, in the water.” Jack later declares himself “King of the World” and we all know his fate.
/r/hamiltonmusical
Is hamilton safe for kids?
/r/college
Are any other Christians finding it extra hard to convert fellow students this year?
/r/malefashionadvice
Anyone who know this model is? I think he was in one of my classes in College and I'd love to catch up.
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?
/r/confessions
I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it
/r/SelfAwarewolves
My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag
/r/wallstreetbets