LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/Showerthoughts
We are so certain about all of our knowledge yet no one knew the Sun revolved around the Earth until the Moon Landing.
/r/relationship_advice
I think my roommate (19M) is diluting my (20M) vodka with hand-sanitizer and water.
/r/copypasta
Advice to give to all on r/relationship_advice
/r/AskMen
Men of Reddit, what is it about the concept of the lunch lady that you find so sexy?
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accidentally castrated during a prostate exam. Kramer decides to get a vasectomy to sympathize. Elaine starts to find George extremely attractive.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer gets his leg blown off by a landmine. Jerry has to wheel him around in a wheelchair. George gets a wheelchair to pick up women. Elaine finally finds him attractive and sleeps with him until she finds out he doesn't need it.
/r/Showerthoughts
You have probably accidentally eaten rhino meat at some point thinking it was a hamburger.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accused of murder. Jerry is his lawyer. Kramer is captured by the mafia. Elaine accidentally eats a sponge.
/r/Showerthoughts
We are so certain about all of our knowledge yet no one knew the Sun revolved around the Earth until the Moon Landing.
/r/relationship_advice
I think my roommate (19M) is diluting my (20M) vodka with hand-sanitizer and water.
/r/copypasta
Advice to give to all on r/relationship_advice
/r/AskMen
Men of Reddit, what is it about the concept of the lunch lady that you find so sexy?
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accidentally castrated during a prostate exam. Kramer decides to get a vasectomy to sympathize. Elaine starts to find George extremely attractive.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer gets his leg blown off by a landmine. Jerry has to wheel him around in a wheelchair. George gets a wheelchair to pick up women. Elaine finally finds him attractive and sleeps with him until she finds out he doesn't need it.
/r/Showerthoughts
You have probably accidentally eaten rhino meat at some point thinking it was a hamburger.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accused of murder. Jerry is his lawyer. Kramer is captured by the mafia. Elaine accidentally eats a sponge.
/r/Showerthoughts
We are so certain about all of our knowledge yet no one knew the Sun revolved around the Earth until the Moon Landing.
/r/relationship_advice
I think my roommate (19M) is diluting my (20M) vodka with hand-sanitizer and water.
/r/copypasta
Advice to give to all on r/relationship_advice
/r/AskMen
Men of Reddit, what is it about the concept of the lunch lady that you find so sexy?
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accidentally castrated during a prostate exam. Kramer decides to get a vasectomy to sympathize. Elaine starts to find George extremely attractive.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer gets his leg blown off by a landmine. Jerry has to wheel him around in a wheelchair. George gets a wheelchair to pick up women. Elaine finally finds him attractive and sleeps with him until she finds out he doesn't need it.
/r/Showerthoughts
You have probably accidentally eaten rhino meat at some point thinking it was a hamburger.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld