LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
/r/Showerthoughts
People assume Gandalf is a hero more so than George Washingtonson even though the former didn't exist as much as the ladder.
/r/relationship_advice
My roommate (19M) and I (19M) have a very conflictive matrurbatory schedule.
/r/The10thDentist
The Slander of Boomers is One of the Worst things Millenials have done thus far.
/r/relationships
My boyfriend (18M) got an impulse vasectomy without telling me (19F).
/r/Showerthoughts
No one listen to Fran Sinatra today when when he was popular still he was still popular 5 years in the past of the yesterday days.
/r/casualiama
I am Jozef Heidburg, a guy who asked out literally every single girl at my 15,000 person high school and got rejected by every single one. AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
If you have drinken a beer in the past two days, you are 50% beer and 25% air.
/r/Showerthoughts
People love high-rise views, but we are naturally afraid of heights.
/r/unpopularopinion
Every human is responsible for climate change and therefore everyone should be tortured for 15 minutes a day in reparation.
/r/explainlikeimfive
ELI5: Why do humans not have a spare eye like cars have spare tires?
/r/Showerthoughts
People assume Gandalf is a hero more so than George Washingtonson even though the former didn't exist as much as the ladder.
/r/relationship_advice
My roommate (19M) and I (19M) have a very conflictive matrurbatory schedule.
/r/The10thDentist
The Slander of Boomers is One of the Worst things Millenials have done thus far.
/r/relationships
My boyfriend (18M) got an impulse vasectomy without telling me (19F).
/r/Showerthoughts
No one listen to Fran Sinatra today when when he was popular still he was still popular 5 years in the past of the yesterday days.
/r/casualiama
I am Jozef Heidburg, a guy who asked out literally every single girl at my 15,000 person high school and got rejected by every single one. AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
If you have drinken a beer in the past two days, you are 50% beer and 25% air.
/r/Showerthoughts
People love high-rise views, but we are naturally afraid of heights.
/r/unpopularopinion
Every human is responsible for climate change and therefore everyone should be tortured for 15 minutes a day in reparation.
/r/explainlikeimfive
ELI5: Why do humans not have a spare eye like cars have spare tires?
/r/Showerthoughts
People assume Gandalf is a hero more so than George Washingtonson even though the former didn't exist as much as the ladder.
/r/relationship_advice
My roommate (19M) and I (19M) have a very conflictive matrurbatory schedule.
/r/The10thDentist
The Slander of Boomers is One of the Worst things Millenials have done thus far.
/r/relationships
My boyfriend (18M) got an impulse vasectomy without telling me (19F).
/r/Showerthoughts
No one listen to Fran Sinatra today when when he was popular still he was still popular 5 years in the past of the yesterday days.
/r/casualiama
I am Jozef Heidburg, a guy who asked out literally every single girl at my 15,000 person high school and got rejected by every single one. AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
If you have drinken a beer in the past two days, you are 50% beer and 25% air.
/r/Showerthoughts
People love high-rise views, but we are naturally afraid of heights.
/r/unpopularopinion
Every human is responsible for climate change and therefore everyone should be tortured for 15 minutes a day in reparation.
/r/explainlikeimfive