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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.

There should be a violence free mode

Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?

Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King

[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak

Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved

The first person to snort cocaine probably confused the hell out of the other cavemen.

IsItBullshit: The English Royal Family Cannot Legally Step on Washington D.C. Soil Due to a Longstanding 1814 Law, So They Have To Be Pardoned By the President Every Time They Visit the White House

The Roman Empire was not that impressive

Best cheap portable speaker that you can hear underwater?

People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.

There should be a violence free mode

Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?

Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King

[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak

Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved

The first person to snort cocaine probably confused the hell out of the other cavemen.

IsItBullshit: The English Royal Family Cannot Legally Step on Washington D.C. Soil Due to a Longstanding 1814 Law, So They Have To Be Pardoned By the President Every Time They Visit the White House

The Roman Empire was not that impressive

Best cheap portable speaker that you can hear underwater?

People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.

There should be a violence free mode

Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?

Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King

[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak

Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved

The first person to snort cocaine probably confused the hell out of the other cavemen.

IsItBullshit: The English Royal Family Cannot Legally Step on Washington D.C. Soil Due to a Longstanding 1814 Law, So They Have To Be Pardoned By the President Every Time They Visit the White House

The Roman Empire was not that impressive

Best cheap portable speaker that you can hear underwater?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.

There should be a violence free mode

Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?

Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King

[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak

Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved

The first person to snort cocaine probably confused the hell out of the other cavemen.

IsItBullshit: The English Royal Family Cannot Legally Step on Washington D.C. Soil Due to a Longstanding 1814 Law, So They Have To Be Pardoned By the President Every Time They Visit the White House

The Roman Empire was not that impressive

Best cheap portable speaker that you can hear underwater?

People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.

There should be a violence free mode

Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?

Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King

[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak

Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved

The first person to snort cocaine probably confused the hell out of the other cavemen.

IsItBullshit: The English Royal Family Cannot Legally Step on Washington D.C. Soil Due to a Longstanding 1814 Law, So They Have To Be Pardoned By the President Every Time They Visit the White House

The Roman Empire was not that impressive

Best cheap portable speaker that you can hear underwater?

People who have achromatopsia (only see in black and white) probably don’t like stupid "movies" because their brains are not manipulated into watching a substanceless colorful spectacle.

There should be a violence free mode

Anyone else a little concerned with T-mobile's language in the new terms of service?

Just noticed a neat detail in the Return of the King

[REQUEST] Show about dinosaurs who don't speak

Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved

The first person to snort cocaine probably confused the hell out of the other cavemen.

IsItBullshit: The English Royal Family Cannot Legally Step on Washington D.C. Soil Due to a Longstanding 1814 Law, So They Have To Be Pardoned By the President Every Time They Visit the White House

The Roman Empire was not that impressive

Best cheap portable speaker that you can hear underwater?