LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/casualiama
I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama
/r/tifu
TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity
/r/Showerthoughts
It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?
/r/YouShouldKnow
YSK that getting a tattoo does not make you tougher than me
/r/writing
I want to write a tragedy but nothing bad has ever really happened to me in my life...
/r/Showerthoughts
In countries where lions roam the streets, when someone says they are going to a Pride Parade they probably have to clarify which kind.
/r/Showerthoughts
Men probably don’t like to cry publicly because their ancestors needed good vision on the hunt and so those who cried would not survive...
/r/tifu
TIFU by killing my tinder date and then bringing her back to life with a fly seater
/r/Showerthoughts
Whoever said “no man is an island” has obviously never seen an overweight child trying to swim the backstroke.
/r/casualiama
I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama
/r/tifu
TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity
/r/Showerthoughts
It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?
/r/YouShouldKnow
YSK that getting a tattoo does not make you tougher than me
/r/writing
I want to write a tragedy but nothing bad has ever really happened to me in my life...
/r/Showerthoughts
In countries where lions roam the streets, when someone says they are going to a Pride Parade they probably have to clarify which kind.
/r/Showerthoughts
Men probably don’t like to cry publicly because their ancestors needed good vision on the hunt and so those who cried would not survive...
/r/tifu
TIFU by killing my tinder date and then bringing her back to life with a fly seater
/r/Showerthoughts