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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Did I fuck up by writing a cameo role for the producer I sent my script to?

[TOMT][IDIOM] What's that saying that's like "you're in for a bad wake up" or something?

The saying You've got some balls probably comes from when pirates sailed and the one with the most cannon ammunition was considered bravest.

We technically don't know if sex exists in the Star Wars Universe since we've never seen an on-screen romance go past a kiss.

How Cruella Beat Joker At Its Own Game

History buffs are the perfects example of people with a ton of useless knowledge in their heads and nothing to contribute to society.

I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama

TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity

It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible

What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?

Did I fuck up by writing a cameo role for the producer I sent my script to?

[TOMT][IDIOM] What's that saying that's like "you're in for a bad wake up" or something?

The saying You've got some balls probably comes from when pirates sailed and the one with the most cannon ammunition was considered bravest.

We technically don't know if sex exists in the Star Wars Universe since we've never seen an on-screen romance go past a kiss.

How Cruella Beat Joker At Its Own Game

History buffs are the perfects example of people with a ton of useless knowledge in their heads and nothing to contribute to society.

I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama

TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity

It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible

What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?

Did I fuck up by writing a cameo role for the producer I sent my script to?

[TOMT][IDIOM] What's that saying that's like "you're in for a bad wake up" or something?

The saying You've got some balls probably comes from when pirates sailed and the one with the most cannon ammunition was considered bravest.

We technically don't know if sex exists in the Star Wars Universe since we've never seen an on-screen romance go past a kiss.

How Cruella Beat Joker At Its Own Game

History buffs are the perfects example of people with a ton of useless knowledge in their heads and nothing to contribute to society.

I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama

TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity

It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible

What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Did I fuck up by writing a cameo role for the producer I sent my script to?

[TOMT][IDIOM] What's that saying that's like "you're in for a bad wake up" or something?

The saying You've got some balls probably comes from when pirates sailed and the one with the most cannon ammunition was considered bravest.

We technically don't know if sex exists in the Star Wars Universe since we've never seen an on-screen romance go past a kiss.

How Cruella Beat Joker At Its Own Game

History buffs are the perfects example of people with a ton of useless knowledge in their heads and nothing to contribute to society.

I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama

TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity

It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible

What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?

Did I fuck up by writing a cameo role for the producer I sent my script to?

[TOMT][IDIOM] What's that saying that's like "you're in for a bad wake up" or something?

The saying You've got some balls probably comes from when pirates sailed and the one with the most cannon ammunition was considered bravest.

We technically don't know if sex exists in the Star Wars Universe since we've never seen an on-screen romance go past a kiss.

How Cruella Beat Joker At Its Own Game

History buffs are the perfects example of people with a ton of useless knowledge in their heads and nothing to contribute to society.

I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama

TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity

It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible

What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?

Did I fuck up by writing a cameo role for the producer I sent my script to?

[TOMT][IDIOM] What's that saying that's like "you're in for a bad wake up" or something?

The saying You've got some balls probably comes from when pirates sailed and the one with the most cannon ammunition was considered bravest.

We technically don't know if sex exists in the Star Wars Universe since we've never seen an on-screen romance go past a kiss.

How Cruella Beat Joker At Its Own Game

History buffs are the perfects example of people with a ton of useless knowledge in their heads and nothing to contribute to society.

I am a stand up comedian who was canceled my local social media SJWs. Ama

TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity

It takes a special kind of idiot to believe that happiness is possible

What's up with Robert Downey Jr.'s Twitter Silence?