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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Is it possible the ear was his target?

“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship

How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?

Can I eat these? I already did

Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”

I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.

Is it possible the ear was his target?

“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship

How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?

Can I eat these? I already did

Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”

I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.

Is it possible the ear was his target?

“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship

How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?

Can I eat these? I already did

Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”

I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Is it possible the ear was his target?

“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship

How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?

Can I eat these? I already did

Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”

I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.

Is it possible the ear was his target?

“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship

How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?

Can I eat these? I already did

Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”

I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.

Is it possible the ear was his target?

“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship

How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?

Can I eat these? I already did

Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”

I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.