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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?

My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away

My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive

Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting

What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱

[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly

The charm has worn off

My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.

Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen

What’s the funniest thing I could do with a ~300k inheritance?

One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?

My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away

My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive

Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting

What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱

[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly

The charm has worn off

My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.

Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen

What’s the funniest thing I could do with a ~300k inheritance?

One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?

My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away

My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive

Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting

What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱

[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly

The charm has worn off

My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.

Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen

What’s the funniest thing I could do with a ~300k inheritance?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?

My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away

My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive

Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting

What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱

[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly

The charm has worn off

My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.

Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen

What’s the funniest thing I could do with a ~300k inheritance?

One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?

My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away

My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive

Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting

What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱

[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly

The charm has worn off

My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.

Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen

What’s the funniest thing I could do with a ~300k inheritance?

One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?

My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away

My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive

Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting

What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱

[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly

The charm has worn off

My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.

Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen

What’s the funniest thing I could do with a ~300k inheritance?