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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

3

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

6

/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

10

/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/AskALawyer

Will my child be held accountable for his friend almost causing a bus crash with my son’s laser

/r/EndTipping

TBT to when I had to be served by a vending machine “attendant” who demanded a tip afterwards

/r/PhotoshopRequest

Can you make it look like the guy in blue has a gun and is robbing the food court? Need an excuse as to why I’m taking a 2 hour work lunch. Bonus points if you give the son a lot more cups so it looks like he’s in on the heist

/r/casualiama

I tricked a really desperate local artist into painting an unauthorized mural on a hospital, AMA.

/r/texts

My Ex apparently hasn’t gotten over that I left him for his brother while we were in HS

/r/Costco

Spotted an older model of the Costco cart in the wild, probably last of its kind

/r/AITAH

Across the hall neighbor put his eviction notice on my door. AITAH for pretending to be the police and arresting him?

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Are you not supposed to gargle your toothpaste after brushing?

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

/r/AskMenOver30

As a lass, how do lads get “brewballs”?

/r/AskALawyer

Will my child be held accountable for his friend almost causing a bus crash with my son’s laser

/r/EndTipping

TBT to when I had to be served by a vending machine “attendant” who demanded a tip afterwards

/r/PhotoshopRequest

Can you make it look like the guy in blue has a gun and is robbing the food court? Need an excuse as to why I’m taking a 2 hour work lunch. Bonus points if you give the son a lot more cups so it looks like he’s in on the heist

/r/casualiama

I tricked a really desperate local artist into painting an unauthorized mural on a hospital, AMA.

/r/texts

My Ex apparently hasn’t gotten over that I left him for his brother while we were in HS

/r/Costco

Spotted an older model of the Costco cart in the wild, probably last of its kind

/r/AITAH

Across the hall neighbor put his eviction notice on my door. AITAH for pretending to be the police and arresting him?

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Are you not supposed to gargle your toothpaste after brushing?

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

/r/AskMenOver30

As a lass, how do lads get “brewballs”?

/r/AskALawyer

Will my child be held accountable for his friend almost causing a bus crash with my son’s laser

/r/EndTipping

TBT to when I had to be served by a vending machine “attendant” who demanded a tip afterwards

/r/PhotoshopRequest

Can you make it look like the guy in blue has a gun and is robbing the food court? Need an excuse as to why I’m taking a 2 hour work lunch. Bonus points if you give the son a lot more cups so it looks like he’s in on the heist

/r/casualiama

I tricked a really desperate local artist into painting an unauthorized mural on a hospital, AMA.

/r/texts

My Ex apparently hasn’t gotten over that I left him for his brother while we were in HS

/r/Costco

Spotted an older model of the Costco cart in the wild, probably last of its kind

/r/AITAH

Across the hall neighbor put his eviction notice on my door. AITAH for pretending to be the police and arresting him?

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Are you not supposed to gargle your toothpaste after brushing?

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

/r/AskMenOver30

As a lass, how do lads get “brewballs”?