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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?

Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at

AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??

[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250

[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

How do I make this speaker work

[r/AskLinguistics] Who has invented more words, men or women?

Who has invented more words, men or women?

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?

Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at

AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??

[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250

[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

How do I make this speaker work

[r/AskLinguistics] Who has invented more words, men or women?

Who has invented more words, men or women?

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?

Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at

AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??

[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250

[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

How do I make this speaker work

[r/AskLinguistics] Who has invented more words, men or women?

Who has invented more words, men or women?

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?

Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at

AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??

[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250

[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

How do I make this speaker work

[r/AskLinguistics] Who has invented more words, men or women?

Who has invented more words, men or women?

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?

Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at

AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??

[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250

[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

How do I make this speaker work

[r/AskLinguistics] Who has invented more words, men or women?

Who has invented more words, men or women?

Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby

What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?

Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at

AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??

[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250

[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?

How do I make this speaker work

[r/AskLinguistics] Who has invented more words, men or women?

Who has invented more words, men or women?