LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/paralegal
Attorney took my lunch out of the microwave in the middle of cooking while I was standing there
/r/whatisit
Found inside my granddad's time capsule
/r/QuittingZyn
Relapsed
/r/QuittingZyn
Suck on an almond
/r/BreakUps
I was so sad when nirvana broke up
/r/lotr
Could Gollum have been made back into a productive member of the world?
/r/DunderMifflin
How would the show change if Jim tried to two-time Pam and Karen? Why he never consider it?
/r/WhatShouldIDo
I think my job is set up for me by my family
/r/pics
[OC] 2025 left me wifeless and kidless but not friendless! Love this gang
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO gf called non emergency hotline about my allergies sneezes
/r/paralegal
Attorney took my lunch out of the microwave in the middle of cooking while I was standing there
/r/whatisit
Found inside my granddad's time capsule
/r/QuittingZyn
Relapsed
/r/QuittingZyn
Suck on an almond
/r/BreakUps
I was so sad when nirvana broke up
/r/lotr
Could Gollum have been made back into a productive member of the world?
/r/DunderMifflin
How would the show change if Jim tried to two-time Pam and Karen? Why he never consider it?
/r/WhatShouldIDo
I think my job is set up for me by my family
/r/pics
[OC] 2025 left me wifeless and kidless but not friendless! Love this gang
/r/AmIOverreacting
AIO gf called non emergency hotline about my allergies sneezes
/r/paralegal
Attorney took my lunch out of the microwave in the middle of cooking while I was standing there
/r/whatisit
Found inside my granddad's time capsule
/r/QuittingZyn
Relapsed
/r/QuittingZyn
Suck on an almond
/r/BreakUps
I was so sad when nirvana broke up
/r/lotr
Could Gollum have been made back into a productive member of the world?
/r/DunderMifflin
How would the show change if Jim tried to two-time Pam and Karen? Why he never consider it?
/r/WhatShouldIDo
I think my job is set up for me by my family
/r/pics
[OC] 2025 left me wifeless and kidless but not friendless! Love this gang
/r/AmIOverreacting